Why I created this Blog and my vendetta against monotones

Me and my Two Best Girls Laura and Becca(Wife and Hag)

 In the summer of 2010 My hag Becca and I were having our usual morning coffee on the porch, listening to the rush of the river, the singing of the birds and the romantic drone of Don running a Lawnmower(Don is Becca's evil next door neighbor and the bane of our existence, and his Mail order Asian bride.) We were talking about the usual things, clothes, boys, coffee, her hatred for any color other then black... and of course my hatred for her affinity for the color. It was here at this moment that what would eventually become this blog was born. Becca was the inspiration for this insanity, so if you are offended blame her. Originally this was supposed to be a book, or a series of books on different aspects of life, such as Fashion, Dating, Weight loss and Wedding Planning( This was was short: Hire a Gay and get out of the way. The end). It was not until later that summer the idea of creating a blog came up. Keep in mind The hag and I live in the styx of a little state called Maine, yes it is a state, and no it's not part of Canada, and no I do not say things like Bah-Habah, I am educated, not from Boston, and do not have a speech impediment. I can and do pronounce my Rs thank you. I do use wicked, a wicked lot, and I used Dear a lot as well.

Alright got a little off topic there. So more about me and why you should read the crap I write. Well first off I am awesome, just ask me, I will tell you how awesome I am. Secondly I know what I am talking about most of the time, and I will try to make you laugh until you cry as often as possible. As you keep reading you will get more reasons don't worry.

About Me: Despite common belief I hate to talk about myself, but for you dear reader I will give it a shot. My Name is Jacquith(Jake-WITH) It's spelt just like it sounds, do not add a french accent, or call me Walkin-With(oh yes I got this once, she thought it was like Joaquin Phoenix). I am grad student at the University of Maine in Human Development with a double focus in Holistic Sexuality and Greek Life studies. My Bachelor's degree is in Social Work. I am the Live-In Advisor for the Gamma Nu Chapter of Delta Tau Delta International Fraternity, which I am also an alumni of. I like coffee, especially Starbucks, long walks on the beach, sunflowers and I am a Pisces.

Now a little about my girls. For later posts I am hoping to spotlight some of my different girls( as they come in all sizes and shapes) as examples for what I am trying to tell you. For this one I decided to spotlight my two besties. Laura and Becca. These two are part of my top tier in my harem of girlies. First came Laura.
Laura: She is my sexy redheaded wife. We met the first day of New Student Orientation when I stole her Aviators. We have been together ever since. To the point where my father has tried bribing her into marrying me twice, he knows I am gay, but loves Laura that much. Laura is fabulous. She has embraced her body and knows how to make it work for her, she is also not afraid of color. She tends towards the deeper tones, and rich fall/earthy tones that offset her hair, and beautiful blue/grey eyes.

Becca: Becca is my hag. We met at a college party five years ago. That set the tone for our entire relationship. We did not speak for almost a year after meeting, but once we started talking again we have not been able to stop. Becca is a short italian woman, who is either a blonde or a redhead depending on the season. She is a label ho like me, and nows how to find a bargin. It has taken almost 5 years, but she has finally reduced the amount of black in her wardrobe to about 80% of it, and has slowly started embracing some new colors. Becca is my guinea pig for all sorts of new ideas, from fashion tips, to make-up to some new kitchen creation(yea I cook and Bake. I also sew and garden. I know I am a perfect homo.). Many of the ideas I talk about in this blog will be either from Becca, or something I tried out on Becca.

I have many other girls, all with their own special and unique reasons I love them. To name a few, Jenn DH, Kate(kadells), Nikki, Teagan, Sam(Samuella HutchyMama-Hater-Face), Carrie(Dwellzie-poo) just to name a few. and of course my boys. There is not enough room to talk about my boys. Maybe in a later post I will talk about Frat-Boy Chic, or lack there of.

Thats all for now. Hope you enjoyed the preview.