Another Delightful Exchange With my Sister.

I have to say the conversations I have with my sister are some of the highlights of my day. I was reviewing some of our old conversations and I have decided to give you some tidbits of humor to brighten your day.


Sister: Jesus moms cats.
Me: Yes
Me: You just saw the post?
Sister:Yeah I worked today.
Me: Yea...
Sister: I knew she was getting them but didn't know it was today
Sister: They look like assholes.
Me:Yep
Me:But she is happy
Sister: She is replacing us
Me: Haha
Me: The sad realization that we are being replaced by cats...
Sister: yes
Me: #crazycatlady
Sister: You can be Elle Mae
Sister: I'll be Jethro
Me: hahaha

Sister:

Me: Oh sweet Jesus

Sister: That's moms cat

Me: Do you have kitten envy?

Me: hahaha

Sister: No Fuck cats. They're gross, and hairy and fishy. All things bad.

Other Delightful tidbits from my lovely sister

"Dude I am in Caribou. It's like crazy. Not like I love the city or anything but holy shit. When asked about local restaurants to sample, our concierge suggested Burger King"

"It would have to be the perfect time of year where the ground is firm but not frozen"-Discussing grave digging.

"Oh. Nevermind. That sounds like a disgusting ass drink. Are you sure I'll like this guy?haha"

"by sweetheart do you mean fugly?"

Me: We are releasing "Oprah Chai" next month...

Sister: What on earth... Oprah?

Me: She is getting involved with Teavana... she made a custom Chai blend.

Sister: ooohhh I see. Like a tea bag?

Me: Probably. and loose at Teavana stores.

Sister: Fancy

Me: "Can I get a venti Oprah?" Please shoot me

Sister: Hehehehe graaaande Oprah. Nonfat

On my birthday

Sister: Happy Birthday! Hope someone made you a cake

...

Sister: Ooo! Eat steak

Me: I don't eat red meat lol

Sister: FINE

Sister: Have chicken you picky bitch.

Sister: ;-)

Me: So my new doctor is straight up fucking with me. First it was throat gonorrhea now it was Anal Pap smears...

Sister: Duuude what is their prob

Me: I know right?! I guess it checks for anal cancer and anal STDs

Sister: Gross. They are either thorough or judgy.

...

Sister: Well then they are thorough. Not creepy weirdos.

When I am home sick with double compacted pneumonia 

Sister: In Ells

Sister: DON"T DIE I"LL BE THERE SOON

Sister: :Like that you are going to be avian flu man?